Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Andrew Chapman, aka "The Barber"


Exploiting world hunger day. You should be ashamed Shibboleth, but your plan was flawless. He used the lure of a free burrito from Chipotle to get in touch with The Barber. However, the Barber had a pot roast in the oven so he wasn't interested. Shibboleth had prepared for this and knew what most of do...that this was a neighborhood barber, the friendly, people-loving kind. The Barber invited Shibboleth to bring over his burrito and eat with his family. Shibboleth wasn't interested in nice...he just wanted the out. He hid his squirt bottle in the Chipotle bag and after The Barber's wife moved out of the way, he proclaimed, "Barber, its time to give you a haircut." The Barber was out.

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