Saturday, June 16, 2007

Devin Rourke, aka "Moxie Crimefighter"


She's a crime fighter, but she is no superhero like Catwoman. Moxie was starting to get a little arrogant about her crime fighting status and Catwoman wanted to make sure that Moxie knew who was who. So Catwoman tracked down Moxie in one of her crime fighting endeavors. She squirted Moxie getting her out and then took down the criminal Moxie was after just for fun.

Brice Bender, aka "I Poke Badgers with Spoons"





He pokes badgers with spoons. He also falls prey to Coldcraft. Here's what happened: Coldcraft has a pet badger. He loves him. However, Brice poked the wrong badger and Coldcraft came after him. Brice got squirted and Coldcraft stood up for badgers everywhere.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Andrew Chapman, aka "The Barber"


Exploiting world hunger day. You should be ashamed Shibboleth, but your plan was flawless. He used the lure of a free burrito from Chipotle to get in touch with The Barber. However, the Barber had a pot roast in the oven so he wasn't interested. Shibboleth had prepared for this and knew what most of do...that this was a neighborhood barber, the friendly, people-loving kind. The Barber invited Shibboleth to bring over his burrito and eat with his family. Shibboleth wasn't interested in nice...he just wanted the out. He hid his squirt bottle in the Chipotle bag and after The Barber's wife moved out of the way, he proclaimed, "Barber, its time to give you a haircut." The Barber was out.

Amy Erickson, aka "Azaelia Hardbottle"



She was a good pirate. Good at the game, too. She had gotten two outs and was preparing for her next. Unfortunately for her Shibboleth is taking this game quite seriously. It had only been 24 hours since his last out. He used an informant (Azaelia's mother) and found out her whole day. He waited outside her work (because he knew he could not go in). She eventually had to walk outside. She came out, bottle in hand. Shibboleth was quick and sly like a fox. There was a squirt and Azaelia was out. But, hey, that's a pirates life for you.

Maddie Moody, aka "Too Cool for School"


Shibboleth had a plan. It was a good plan, wrong day. He went straight to Too Cool's house pretending to bring over a graduation present. She fell for it and soon was squirted. However, this all went down on Sunday...and Sunday, as we all know is a day of rest. The out was invalid. Fortunately for Shibboleth, Too Cool was heading for Italy. They wrote a contract counting the out as valid. She surrendered, and Shibboleth moved on to the next player.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Awards

So I was thinking that at the end of the game there should be three awards: 1. the winner, 2. person with the most outs and 3. person who got the best out.

if you have any other suggestions email me.

Thus far here are the players with outs:

Azaelia Hardbottle-2 (one by surrender)
Moxie Crimefighter-2
Catwoman-2 (one by surrender)
Shibboleth-4
Asmodeus-1
The1-1

Good luck!

Lauren Vela, aka "Frankie"



Moxie Crimefighter can add another arrest to her record. That's right, she tracked down Frankie. It was really quite the ordeal. It started off with Moxie doing some research on Frankie. What started this search? It was found out that Frankie had yet to even purchase her squirt bottle. Not exactly a technical law, but an offense to the Gotcha game and it made Moxie suspcious. Then Moxie found it...it was Frankie's downfall--bare feet. You see in Texas you cannot go barefoot without a special permit (it costs 5 dollars). Frankie hates shoes, Moxie hates lawbreakers and so they were at a crossroad. The remainder of the story involves a car chase and a chicken, but it is too long to put here. This is how it ended: Moxie cornered Frankie and said, "Let me be frank with you Frankie, your lawbreaking days are over and you, my friend, are out the game."